Response; Women vs Men.

21Oct09

THE ORIGINAL POST: (at http://open.salon.com/blog/randomidiociesblogspontcom/2009/10/02/why_men_are_superior_to_women)

• Men are more in touch with their feelings
• Men need more foreplay and are better at it
• Men are able to cry when they’re hurt or upset
• Men have more attractive genitalia
• Men never turn over and go to sleep after sex
• Men are more vulnerable
• Men never try to pick up women and never ogle them
• Women have inferior legs
• Men look better in Speedos than women look in thongs
• Men have better breath and less earwax than women
• Children prefer their fathers
• Men are better at embroidery
• Men look better naked
• Men are better cooks
• Women have inferior motor skills
• Men are better at math
• Men speak more fluently than women
• Men are far more intelligent than women
• Men dress more fashionably and have better taste in shoes
• Men are more attractive and smell better
• Men have better manners and are never rude
• Men are closer to God because God is a man
• Men know how much scent is enough
• Men know where to go for a good pedicure
• Men never harrass women at work
• Men are less shallow and more compassionate
• Men are more sensitive and have better sexual skills
• Men don’t watch sport on TV all the time
• Men are better dental hygienists
• Men would do a better job if they gave birth
• Men have better senses of direction
• Men are better bloggers

MY RESPONSE:

• Women cry more.
• Men rush it just to get a feel.
• Men want to feel like a man. No crying.
• Men have small to non-existent genitalia.
• Women are always vulnerable.
• Males are paedophiles.
• “I’m up here!” enough said.
• Men have hairy legs.
• Men stuff their underwear.
• Women care about their appearance and smell.
• Children are closer to their mothers.
• Men are sexist bastards.
• A woman cooks a meal. A man orders takeout.
• Men don’t know how to drive.
• There are more female scientists.
• More women get 90+ for their enter score.
• Women have a naturally higher Intelligence Quotient than men.
• Men wear girls jeans.
• Women can pull off heels.
• Women use deodorant. Enough said.
• Women use cutlery.
• When you have proof God was a man, I will believe you.
• Women use DIY pedicures.
• That’s right, men never harrass women AT WORK. They follow them home.
• “Oh, that chick’s got huge tits”"Yeah, i wanna get with her”. Enough said.
• Women actually give birth. When you know what it feels like, tell me. I’d really like to know.
• Women blog more often.

More of these will be discussed later. NOTE: Men shouldn’t read this because they have inferior reading and comprehension skills.

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