Gwen&&Rose;

27Oct09

Me (oliviaROSE) and my biffle (shaniceGWENdolyn) have created a mix-mash-smashy-thingy of our magical singing talent and created a duo called GWEN&&ROSE.

Be afraid. We will rock your socks, if you can afford them. =]

Hopefully soon we will have a few tracks to put up, if we can get around to it. Maybe a few covers, maybe a few originals, NO STEALING OUR SONGS OR WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SUE YOU FOR ALL YOU ARE WORTH. :)

 

 

 

kthxbaii.

xo


Friday23October:

7am – Wake up, yell, go back to sleep

8am – Yell about how i’m going to miss school today because i am so f***ing tired

8:30am – Go back to sleep

9am – Wake up, play with magnetix and make a model of deoxyribonucleic acid.

9:30am – write index cards for english (which was due on thursday)

10am – Magnetix and tv

1pm – Decide to study.

1:30pm – Write in bound book

3:30pm – Watch tv

6pm – lose track of time and go back to study

8pm – Have dinner (bowl of muesli)

8:02pm – write more.

9pm – study while watching catwoman.

9:30pm – keep writing

10pm- keep writing

12am – go to sleep.

Saturday24October:

9am – Wake up

9-10am – Watch TV, contemplate studying.

10:30am – Attempt to gather study materials for Mathematics.

10:45am – Write in Bound Book (Book of cheat sheets) =]

11:30am – Look at the front of the binder and decide it needs a nice picture on the cover.

11:32am – Go back to writing after admiring the cover

12pm – Eat breakfast.

12:05pm – Go back to writing

12:30pm – Go on the computer.

12:40pm – Go on wordpress and write how I am studying at the current moment.

12:47pm – finish blog and go back to writing. (and talking to jay on msn)

i love jay cause he is cool and likes gravel :)


THE ORIGINAL POST: (at http://open.salon.com/blog/randomidiociesblogspontcom/2009/10/02/why_men_are_superior_to_women)

  • Men are more in touch with their feelings
  • Men need more foreplay and are better at it
  • Men are able to cry when they’re hurt or upset
  • Men have more attractive genitalia
  • Men never turn over and go to sleep after sex
  • Men are more vulnerable
  • Men never try to pick up women and never ogle them
  • Women have inferior legs
  • Men look better in Speedos than women look in thongs
  • Men have better breath and less earwax than women
  • Children prefer their fathers
  • Men are better at embroidery
  • Men look better naked
  • Men are better cooks
  • Women have inferior motor skills
  • Men are better at math
  • Men speak more fluently than women
  • Men are far more intelligent than women
  • Men dress more fashionably and have better taste in shoes
  • Men are more attractive and smell better
  • Men have better manners and are never rude
  • Men are closer to God because God is a man
  • Men know how much scent is enough
  • Men know where to go for a good pedicure
  • Men never harrass women at work
  • Men are less shallow and more compassionate
  • Men are more sensitive and have better sexual skills
  • Men don’t watch sport on TV all the time
  • Men are better dental hygienists
  • Men would do a better job if they gave birth
  • Men have better senses of direction
  • Men are better bloggers

MY RESPONSE:

  • Women cry more.
  • Men rush it just to get a feel.
  • Men want to feel like a man. No crying.
  • Men have small to non-existent genitalia.
  • Women are always vulnerable.
  • Males are paedophiles.
  • “I’m up here!” enough said.
  • Men have hairy legs.
  • Men stuff their underwear.
  • Women care about their appearance and smell.
  • Children are closer to their mothers.
  • Men are sexist bastards.
  • A woman cooks a meal. A man orders takeout.
  • Men don’t know how to drive.
  • There are more female scientists.
  • More women get 90+ for their enter score.
  • Women have a naturally higher Intelligence Quotient than men.
  • Men wear girls jeans.
  • Women can pull off heels.
  • Women use deodorant. Enough said.
  • Women use cutlery.
  • When you have proof God was a man, I will believe you.
  • Women use DIY pedicures.
  • That’s right, men never harrass women AT WORK. They follow them home.
  • “Oh, that chick’s got huge tits”"Yeah, i wanna get with her”. Enough said.
  • Women actually give birth. When you know what it feels like, tell me. I’d really like to know.
  • Women blog more often.

More of these will be discussed later. NOTE: Men shouldn’t read this because they have inferior reading and comprehension skills.


  1. I was born on the 12 Jan 1995.
  2. That would make me fourteen.
  3. I prefer to spell out numbers.
  4. I use ’tis’ a lot.
  5. I prefer toffee ice-cream from the Original Lolly store on Smith Street. Buy it for me and you will win me over.
  6. I cannot live without music. Literally.
  7. I speak very loudly.
  8. I cannot hear myself talking so I yell a lot.
  9. I am obsessed with leopard print.
  10. I do not encourage animal exploitation, cruelty or experimentation.
  11. I am against slavery/prostitution.
  12. I catch the tram to school.
  13. I am not close to my mother, nor do I want to be.
  14. I am sometimes a little selfish, bitchy and mean. On my bad days.
  15. Being around a negative person makes me question my happiness.
  16. When someone calls me a bitch, it hurts.
  17. When someone ignores me, it hurts.
  18. I am sensitive, get over it.
  19. I can be happy one minute, but sad the next. It’s just the way I am.
  20. I am a manic insomniac.
  21. I get bored easily
  22. If nothing is entertaining, I leave the group of friends for a while. Don’t get offended.
  23. Apparently I ditch people? Yeah, look above losers.
  24. Oh yeah, I’m a hypocrite. :)
  25. I’m sensitive about my stomach.
  26. I dont like people touching my feet
  27. And, while on he subject of my body, I dont like my non existent boobs. That’s why i wear padded bras.
  28. That’s it! :)



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